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Every human being has, in their lifetime, come up with at least one AWESOME BAND NAME.  Seriously, you've done it, even if you didn't realise or don't remember.

Well now it's time to put your dopey, killer band-name skillz to the ultimate test and NAME OUR NEXT SINGLE.

Yeah, you heard me. Get that bong fired up (or use technology) and blurt out some ridiculous/evocative/atmospheric word or phrase in the English language. Our distinguished panel (Aaron, Ben and The Box) will hand down their judgement and then it's LOCKED!

That's the name of our next SMASH HIT!*  Out on limited edition 7" on Too Pure in December.

The winner, apart from concrete proof of their own RADNESS, will receive a signed copy of the 7" and a life sized oil-on-canvas of AARON FIGHTING A VICIOUS PACK OF STRAY DOGS!**

Entries close next Monday 11th October.

You have one week, multiple entries encouraged!!!

email your names to with 'title comp' as the subject.

*subject to record sales.
**this is a bare faced lie. You will get a 7" though, and eternal glory and bragging rights.


  1. Unknown says:

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    October 4, 2010 at 10:47 AM

  2. Brendan says:

    You should use a title that is related to some on-going topic of national interest. That way, your song will come up when the guys at Channel 4 and BBC search keywords related to their documentaries and news analysis programs, and airplay will go through the roof. Try something like "Are we getting value for money with our health service?" and within two weeks thousands of viewers will be tapping their feet while listening about the mortality rate as a function of GDP across OECD countries.

    October 4, 2010 at 10:47 AM

  3. CIVIL CIVIC says:

    That is very cunning Brendan.
    Maybe we should call it "Get rich quick scheme that makes you thin and quick witted"

    October 4, 2010 at 7:53 PM

  4. Bec says:

    Dodgy tradesmen in your area...

    Do we get to hear it first? It's only fair.

    October 5, 2010 at 3:41 AM

  5. Anonymous

    Shoot out gusters muster

    October 5, 2010 at 2:11 PM

  6. RamyArida says:

    rebecca's totally right.

    October 5, 2010 at 9:34 PM

  7. Unknown says:

    Name it "Bite the Hand"

    October 6, 2010 at 9:19 PM

  8. chupa says:

    Agree we need to hear at least a sneak peek first.
    You know I'll buy it even if it's 4 minutes of silence.
    Probably shouldn't tell you that, as that's just what you'll do. And I will of course be compelled to fork out for it. DAM YOUR EVIL CUNNING!!!!
    Ahem. Sorry. Noisy voices tonight. =\

    October 7, 2010 at 10:34 AM

  9. The Peer says:

    Came here to hear the track, so that I can pick a title from my plumptious list of cool-titles-for-songs-I-haven't-gotten-around-to-writing-yet. C'mon, a snippet a least.

    October 8, 2010 at 2:21 PM

  10. Mad Cat Lady says:

    Too many cats
    perpetuates the tyranny of the phallocracy
    gifts of dirty whores
    Halitosis Hussle
    Hell hounds unite
    Ceiling Dog

    October 10, 2010 at 1:10 AM

  11. saskia says:

    the truth about egypt
    ultimate square
    sonic wall

    October 10, 2010 at 4:16 PM

  12. Brendan says:

    Agoraphobic Penis

    October 11, 2010 at 12:24 PM

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